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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



les marteaux 2:56 Sun Sep 7
What is the least sum you have ever paid for a prostitute?
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Son of Anarchy 1:22 Mon Sep 8
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Mashed,

Things like that crack me up

Hammer and Pickle 1:09 Mon Sep 8
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I just went on my way mate.

gph 1:07 Mon Sep 8
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;-)

gph 1:06 Mon Sep 8
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It wasn't one flashy shawl, then, H+P?

Hammer and Pickle 12:56 Mon Sep 8
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*tub* ffs

Hammer and Pickle 12:54 Mon Sep 8
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Woke up in a hot tube and it had big tits but I stlll couldn't get it up Sindbad.

Therefore I surmised I'd been spiked in my whisky mate.

Spandex Sidney 12:51 Mon Sep 8
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Hammer and Pickle 10:39 Sun Sep 7
Re: What is the least sum you have ever paid for a prostitute?
Got rohypnoled to the tune of a couple of grand (pounds) in a public house round my way.

Not my finest hour.



Was it that fucking karate instructor?! So he done you and your missus!

mashed in maryland 11:59 Sun Sep 7
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Son of Anarchy 10:32 Sun Sep 7

Used to work with a bloke who told me a story about an old boss of his who was always jetting off on foreign holidays and stuff.

Boss one day came in all meek and sheepish.

Turned out his wife was in the NOTW or something over the weekend for being a high-end prostitute and had sold her story about some peer or MP or something.

But that's not all, the wife's "speciality" was that she took loads of hormones that made her lactate, and basically all these old toffs and famous people would take the role of being a baby and dress up in nappies and suck the milk out of her tits and pay thousands of pounds for the pleasure.

Hope this is true.

HairySpotter 11:41 Sun Sep 7
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She was a Squibb actually..living in Essex, we just met at Barking...i know how to show someone a good time...I mean HE knows how to show girls a good time

HairySpotter 11:41 Sun Sep 7
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hahaha

Sledgehammer 11:39 Sun Sep 7
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Hairy Spotter's story is so clearly made-up because there are no beautiful young ladies in Barking.

Justin P 11:16 Sun Sep 7
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about 40

Hammer and Pickle 11:09 Sun Sep 7
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Grammar son.

Gavros 11:06 Sun Sep 7
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About ten years ago we were in koh samui and went into a bar that was empty save the brass and the brass behind the bar. We had a good laugh with them and then they shut the bar down and came with us to the club. Cut a long story short, a mate of mine negotiated a girl down to a pound.

I didn't involved though.

franksfat&slow&wank 10:50 Sun Sep 7
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Never have

Hammer and Pickle 10:43 Sun Sep 7
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Steady on Hairy.

HairySpotter 10:42 Sun Sep 7
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Did he fuck you as well?

Hammer and Pickle 10:39 Sun Sep 7
Re: What is the least sum you have ever paid for a prostitute?
Got rohypnoled to the tune of a couple of grand (pounds) in a public house round my way.

Not my finest hour.

Far Cough 10:34 Sun Sep 7
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SoA, you should have gone over there for a reach around

Son of Anarchy 10:32 Sun Sep 7
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About 14 years ago i worked on st martins lane and there was apartments next door and my desk could see right into the bedroom window of one of the places next door.

Im working through lunch one day and something catches my eye, i look out the window and 2 birds, fit! Are going at it with one fella.

I attract the attention of a cpuple of mates in the office to enjoy the show, when the fella involved appeared from under it was our boss who was horrified.

He came back to the office, ordered a few of us to the pub and came clean saying he was a regular and it was one of londons h high class whore places and he had a tab with them and was over there every monday lunchtime

If you saw his wife youd understand why!

Irish Hammer 10:17 Sun Sep 7
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Was on a stag in Spain once and we negotiated an absolute munter of a brass down to €5 for a handjob for EVERYONE of us.

There was 12 of us. That's 42 cents each. And we could film it if we wanted !

She was so horrific no one wanted to let her near them. Had to just give her the fiver in the end to get her to fuck off

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